What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Boobs are out for the taking
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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