she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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