SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
