is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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