How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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