My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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