She's JV to your varsity
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
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go home
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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