you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
is it fun? or sober?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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