She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Bring me that man meat
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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