Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I want to fling myself into the sun
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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