I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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