i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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