Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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