What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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