do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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