I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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