no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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