You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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