Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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