You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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