I can tuck mytits in my pants
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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