Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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