It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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