i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
is it fun? or sober?
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