my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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