i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
My ass is underappreciated
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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