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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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