I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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