and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My ATM looks so different sober.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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