He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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