ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he was CRYING into my vagina
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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