But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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