I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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