have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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