i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
