She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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