So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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