I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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