Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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