Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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