I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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