WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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