Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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