JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
someone owes me an orgasm
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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