And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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