Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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