she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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