So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I can tuck mytits in my pants
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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