4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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