So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Porn is love you can see.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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